Comments on: Politicians

By: Wang Dungyel

Wang Dungyel — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:07:35 +0000

Yes, no doubt it’s a good joke and let me add the definition of a politician and here it goes “A Politician is a person who keep people loyal to him by keeping them angry at someone else”. I believe our politicians’ best suit this definition if not your Australian friend’s joke.
In the joke other tends to be a diplomatic and here is their definition. “A diplomatic is a person who tell you to go to hell in such a sweet way that you actually look forward to the trip”. So, neither seems better.

By: Wang Dungyel

Wang Dungyel — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:03:33 +0000

Yes, no doubt it’s a good joke and let me add the definition of a politician and here it goes “A Politian is a person who keep people loyal to him by keeping them angry at someone else”. I believe our politicians’ best suit this definition if not your Australian friend’s joke.
In the joke other tends to be a diplomatic and here is their definition. “A diplomatic is a person who tell you to go to hell in such a sweet way that you actually look forward to the trip”. So, neither seems better.

By: pompom

pompom — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:01:23 +0000

very funny… need some more to get me through the day!

By: Lobxang

Lobxang — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 05:37:50 +0000

It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death?’”

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. “Patrick Henry, 1775,” he said.

“Very good! Who said ‘Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth’”? Again, no response except from Suzuki. “Abraham Lincoln, 1863.”, said Suzuki.

The teacher snapped at the class, “Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.” he heard a loud whisper: “Fuck the Japs.”

“Who said that?” she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. “Lee Iacocca, 1982.” At that point, a student in the back said, “I’m gonna puke.”

The teacher glares and asks “All right! Now, who said that?” Again, Suzuki says, “George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.”

Now furious, another student yells, “Oh yeah? Suck this!” Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher: “Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!”

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, “You little shit. If you say anything else, I’ll kill you.” Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, “Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001.”

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, “Oh shit, we’re fucked.”

Suzuki said, “The Taliban! 2001″

By: KarmaCW

KarmaCW — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:25:27 +0000

Thank you for the laughter, thank your Australian friend too. And i will share a couple of jokes, hope it is fine.

Politically Correct Jokes

The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:

“I’m sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.”
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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs… I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that..
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It’s eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops…Will call back in an hour!